![]() It's possible to have two things.ĭave: I like Ms. April: Do you have syphilis? Ron: I said it's a hernia. April: Is it like a parasite or a virus or something you get from a bee? Ron: I have a hernia. I went home but I had this strange feeling that there was something wrong with you so I came back. April: Do you live here? Ron: April? April: Yeah. And he would always guess that the main character had been dead the whole time. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie, it was just an insanely good brownie.Īnn: When Andy and I used to go the movies, he would always try to guess the ending of the movie. I ate a brownie once at a party in college. The Stakeout Leslie: I would like to be President someday so no I have not smoked marijuana. Leslie: Oh! Is that it!? Anything else? You want me to jump off a building? Perform hara-kiri? Marcia: Move to a different town! No, I kid. Marcia: We think that she should separate the penguins, annul the marriage, reimburse the taxpayers for the cost of the wedding, of course, and then resign. Now, Marcia, what, if anything, can Miss Knope do to make it right? Marcia: Now Joan we don't want to be unreasonable. Joan Callamezzo: I have to say that that stunt that you did with the penguins was clearly over the line. I did not know that both of the penguins were males, and I was just trying to perform a cute, fun ceremony to promote our local zoo. Joan Callamezzo: Miss Knope, how do you respond? Leslie: I'd first like to say that I wasn't trying to advocate for anyone. Joan Callamezzo: So Marcia what's all this fuss about? Marcia: The fuss is that Miss Knope claimed that she was not advocating for this gay cause, and then that very night, she was the guest of honor at a pro-gay marriage rally at a bar called The Bulge. Somebody just told me that you were Queen of the Gays. Leslie: Why!? I haven't even officially taken a stand on gay marriage. Leslie: No! Ron: You gotta go on and defend yourself. That Marcia Langman from the family thing is calling for your resignation. Leslie: Wow that's huge! What's the topic? Ron: You. Leslie: I guess I'm kinda like Queen of the Gays! Ron: Bully for you. LESLIE KNOPE FREDDY SPAGHETTI PLUSRon: Have fun last night? Leslie: I had three drinks named after me so that's pretty fun! Plus Ben and Derek are taking me shopping on Saturday and we are gonna find out my actual bra size. LESLIE KNOPE FREDDY SPAGHETTI HOW TOAnd they know how to have fun and the dancing.just everyone is just who they are. Leslie: You know why tonight's fun? Cause everyone's so gay. Leslie: Hahahahaha! That was hands down the best interaction I've ever had with Donna! I guess they think I'm fabulous or something. I'm the guest of honor at this gay bar tonight. Why are you all dolled up? Leslie: Oh it's a long story. Derek: It's not that complicated.ĭonna: Hey. What's the situation? April: What do you mean? Leslie: How does this work? April: Derek is gay but he's straight for me, but he's gay for Ben, and Ben's really gay for Derek. Leslie: The Bulge is a gay bar? Ugh the nights I've wasted there.Īpril: This is my boyfriend, Derek, and this is Derek's boyfriend, Ben. Leslie: Pawnee has a gay bar? Ron: Yeah, The Bulge. The statement was that you're very lonely and you need a pet. Pawnee Zoo Leslie: Do you think that marrying penguins made some kind of statement? Tom: Yes. ![]()
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